1 - SEND ME A MSG ON WHATAPP 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR ARRIVAL ON THE RED CARPET.
2 - BEFORE YOU CAN RECOGNIZE US: walk SLOWLY, slowly. Until you see me, proceed in a zig-zag, thus increasing the time to find us.
If the hostesses or stewards make you speed up, pretend to go forward, but then go back a few steps or go to the other side.
If we don't meet, stay in the center of the red carpet, pretend you're posing to be photographed and keep looking for me with your eyes.
3 - WHEN WE MEET: follow my directions. There are two phases: the first on the carpet and the second on the staircase.
Phase one.
I will take as many photos as possible compatibly with whoever will pass you in front of you or who will encourage you to go on.
When you go forward, always do it slowly and occasionally stop if you can, turn around so I can take more pictures of you.
Phase two.
Climb up to the 5th step and turn towards me. Maybe I'll signal you to move to the left or right, to get a better shot.
Then go up a few steps and turn towards me again.
Repeat this until you reach the top, compatibly with the hostesses who will push you to go on.
When you get to the bottom of the steps, turn around again and look at me, and say "Hello!".
Et voila! Happy Red Carpet!
